Grandfather Found Guilty Of Sexually Assaulting Minnie Mouse

by Earl Morningstarr

60 year old John William Moyer was found guilty on Tuesday of groping Minnie Mouse’s breasts and pinching her bottom whilst visiting Walt Disney World in Orlando.

Moyer was told he must write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probation and complete 50 hours of community service. Moyer must also pay $1,000 in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation.

In June this year Moyer was visiting Walt Disney World with his family, including his grandchildren. During a photo opportunity with Minnie Mouse, Moyer began fondling her mouse breasts and manhandled her derriere in clear view of his own grandchildren and dozens of tourists. No one thought that anything inappropriate had taken place but Brittney Duncan McGoldrick who was inside the Minnie costume later complained to her supervisor and the Toon Town cops were called to have Moyer arrested.

Moyer maintains that he is completely innocent of all charges, but Walt Disney World think differently. On top of everything else Moyer is also banned from entering any of their resorts.

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