Obese Prisoner Hides Firearm Under His Man Boobs

by Earl Morningstarr

A morbidly obese inmate at a Texan prison was discovered to be concealing a 9mm handgun in his rolls of flab.

36 stone criminal George Vera was arrested this week for selling illegal bootlegged CDs and taken to a correctional facility. Despite being searched by police officers three times, he still managed to smuggle the unloaded weapon into the facility by hiding it under his flabby bitch tits.

Police spokesman Victor Senties told The Houston Chronicle that Vera was searched when he was initially arrested, again more thoroughly when he arrived at the city jail and one more time when he was transferred to the county lock up. On all three occasions the searching officers failed to notice the firearm lodged in Vera’s folds of skin.

The firearm only came to light when Vera confessed that he had the weapon to a prison guard. Vera reportedly confessed to having the firearm whilst using the showers in the jail, prison officers still hadn’t spotted the weapon even when Vera was naked.

Vera has no been charged with possessing or selling unlabeled recordings and possession of a firearm in a correctional facility, if convicted he could face up to ten years in the slammer.

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