News from August 2009

Baby’s Toes Chewed Off By Pit Bull

A couple in Jacksonville, North Carolina are to be charged with child abuse after the woman’s baby had it’s toes gnawed off by a pit bull terrier.
Robie Lynn Jenkins, and her boyfriend, Tremayne Spillman say they weren’t aware of the dog injuring the four month old baby as they slept through the incident. All three [...]

Polish Yeti Caught Spying On Bikini Girl

The Polish Yeti allegedly roaming the Tatra mountains has been spotted again already.
Earlier this week The Morningstarr* reported how 27 year old Piotr Kowalski from Warsaw spotted an ape-like creature hiding amongst rocks up in the Tatra mountains. Now 19 year old Justyna Folger has come forward with a video of her on a camping [...]

10 Year Old Child Bride Returned To 80 Year Old Husband

A ten year old girl has been married off to an 80 year old man in Saudi Arabia.
The girl had absconded from her husbands home and sought refuge with her aunt. However, the girl’s father located her last weekend and returned her to her geriatric spouse.
“My marriage is not against Shariah. It included the elements [...]

Black Widow Through To The Finals

Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas breezed to victory yesterday at the World Hamburger-Eating Championship qualifying round held in San Antonio.
Thomas came first place by devouring a massive 64 burgers in eight minutes. Second place went to Erik “The Red” Denmark who only managed 55 burgers. Thomas will now face Joey Chestnut at the Krystal Square [...]

Rob Zombie Plans To Remake The Blob, But With No Blob In It

A remake of the 1958 classic The Blob starring a young Steve McQueen is on the cards, and Rob Zombie will be behind it.
Zombie has just reignited the Halloween franchise, the originally entitled Halloween II is set for cinematic release this week and has received some less than enthusiastic reviews.
Now Zombie is turning his attention [...]

Yeti Filmed In Poland

A holiday maker in Poland has filmed what could be the Polish Yeti.
27 year old Piotr Kowalski from Warsaw was on a walking holiday in the Polish Tatra mountains when he saw a large ape-like creature standing in the rocks ahead of him.
“I saw this huge ape-like form hiding behind the rocks. When I saw [...]

Homeless Pervert Visits Library Wearing Ladies Knickers

A homeless registered sex offender was arrested for indecent exposure this week after he entered a Connecticut library wearing just a t-shirt, work boots and a pair of women’s under crackers which failed to conceal his testicular sack.
46 year old Richard Wedmore, of no fixed abode, strolled into the Milford public library in Connecticut at [...]

Horse Decapitator Found Dead

A body has been discovered at the home of Jack Mark Ziniuk, the 64 year old from Anza, CA. who is accused of beating his horse with a sledgehammer and then decapitating it with a chainsaw whilst it was still alive.
Coroner’s have not yet confirmed the identity of the body, but Ziniuk’s lawyer has told [...]

Big Cat Sighting In South Lakes

A retired primary school teacher has reported spotting a big cat, possibly a black panther prowling the South Lakeland countryside in Cumbria.
Jeni Boothman who was head teacher at Pennington CE Primary School near Ulverston told the Westmorland Gazette how she and her husband spotted the big cat as they drove along Crook Road just [...]

Tragedy Strikes Virginia Tech Once More

Virginia Tech is rapidly becoming the most dangerous campus since Sunnydale High. The university shot to notoriety in 2007 following the murders of 32 people when lunatic Seung-Hui Cho went on a gun rampage across the campus.
Then in January this year Haiyang Zhu, a Chinese national studying at Virginia, murdered fellow Chinese student Xin Yang [...]

News from August 2009

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