Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on July 17, 2009
Boobs on Bikes, the controversial topless parade organised by New Zealand pornographer Steve Crow will go ahead this year, despite Crow’s porn empire suffering badly in the current economic climate. And it could be the biggest yet, as the owner of one of the world’s largest pair of breasts will be attending.
Chelsea Charms has an augmented bust which requires a 153XXX custom built bra. She will be travellin gto New Zealand for the parade in september and will also be attending the Erotica Expo which the parade promotes. Chelsea acquired her enormous mammaries by the use of polypropylene string breast implants which are now outlawed in America due to the dangers involved. The implants absorb fluid and the bust just keeps on growing. Regular trips to the surgeon are required to drain the hefty top bollocks.
Steve Crow told New Zealand’s 3 News that the past year has been very tough for him financially.
“profits have been plunging lower than Chelsea Charm’s neckline”. he said.
This years Boobs on Bikes and the following Expo are part of Crow’s recovery plan.
“It is my plan that Erotica will expand internationally in 2010 with negotiations already underway for an overseas venue,” he says.
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