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Story published on July 16, 2009
Man Accused Of Raping Dog
by Earl Morningstarr
26 year old Christopher Bagwell was arrested this weekend in West Virginia and charged with burglary and animal cruelty.
Sierra Hayhurst called the police last week when she heard a disturbance at a neighbour’s house and noticed the door was wide open. When Hayhurst approached the property she found Bagwell inside with his trousers around his ankles having sexual intercourse with the homeowner’s pet dog.
Bagwell had positioned the male Australian shepherd border collie mix on a chair and was penetrating it anally. Hayhurst told police the animal sounded like it was in distress.
“The dog was making an awful sound like it was in pain” she said.
When Bagwell realised he’d been caught in the act of canine buggery he released the animal and walked towards Miss Hayhurst. Miss Hayhurst ran to her car in fear of her own safety and drove away from the area.
Bagwell was picked up by police a few days later, he is charged with burglary and animal abuse and is currently freed on police bail.
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