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Story published on July 15, 2009
Transvestites Wanted For Midget Murder
by Earl Morningstarr
Police investigating the deaths of the two midget Mexican wrestlers La Parkita and Espectrito II are now hunting for two drag queens.
La Parkita and Espectrito II, real names Alberto Perez Jimenez and Alejandro Perez Jimenez were two of the world’s greatest mini-wrestlers in all of Lucha Libre, but earlier this month the two dwarves turned up dead in their hotel rooms the apparent victims of a murder robbery.
Police originally suspected a known prostitute sting operation, the hookers have a history of drugging their victims with a combination of eye-drops and alcohol and making off with the victims valuables as they lie unconscious. In the tragic case of these two mini-luchadores the police believe that the dose of the drug was too high for their small bodies and accidentally killed them.
Today the Australian Daily Telegraph have released a photofit picture of the two suspects who are thought to be a pair of female impersonators and not the ladies of the night as previously suspected. Police believe the pair of queens have reverted back to their male identities and gone into hiding.
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