Naked Man Caught In Cemetery

by Earl Morningstarr

An off duty police officer in Indiana spotted a nude man loitering in Rice Cemetery in Elkhart yesterday afternoon.

The police officer was jogging through the cemetery when he saw the 51 year old man getting back into his truck, naked. The quick thinking officer traced the truck and the man was later arrested.

When arrested the man explained that he had been playing golf earlier that day and his clothes had got wet, so he got completely undressed in his truck, but got out again to admire some flowers. The man was charged with public indecency, but he’s lucky he isn’t facing stiffer penalties.

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