Naked Man Attacks Roommate And Landlord

by Earl Morningstarr

49 year old Jonathan Lowell was arrested yesterday after he assaulted his roommate and then chased his landlord around his home naked demanding oral sex from her.

Police were called to the house in Prunedale, California following a disturbance and found Lowell stark bollock naked and under the influence of meth. He was chasing his landlord and demanding she gave him a blowjob, police subdued Lowell and put him in the back of their squad car. Whilst in the back of the car Lowell was tasered to stop him from injuring himself and then taken to hospital before being thrown in the cells.

Action News 8 report that Lowell has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Check out that mugshot, classic.

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