Wicked Old Witch Kills Bambi With Shovel

A grumpy 75 year old woman has killed a baby deer by smashing it’s brains out of it’s skull with a shovel.

Evil Dorothy Richardson bludgeoned the helpless beast to death when she discovered it in her garden. The nasty crone told Fox 8 that she acted in self defence because the graceful critter “hissed” at her. Deer, particularly young fawns are not exactly known for their aggressive behaviour.

Neighbour Christopher Gruber says that Richardson is a lying old bag. According to his version of events the villainous Richardson murdered the harmless creature to stop it from eating her garden flowers.

“She said she was going to put the deer at the edge of the woods so the other deer know not to come and eat her flowers,” said Gruber.

Richardson could be prosecuted for animal cruelty and sentenced to six months in the big house.

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