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Story published on July 8, 2009
Schoolgirl Breastfeeds Classmates
by Earl Morningstarr
A schoolgirl in Shanghai has been blackmailed into breastfeeding classmates at her school in order to hide her pregnancy.
Sina News in China reports that the teenage girl fell pregnant to her schoolmate boyfriend and gave birth to her child in secret, concealing it from everyone but her family. However on her return to school her boyfriend, who she’d since broken up with noticed her clothes were dampened by leaking breast milk.
The cunning youngster put two and two together and hatched a devious plan to gain a free meal, and some cash. The boy blackmailed the girl forcing her to breastfeed him or he would reveal her secret to the world. But he then got greedy and began charging a selection of his friends money to suckle from the same teat.
As the demand for breast milk came from more and more classmates teachers eventually found out about the shenanigans and put a stop to it. The boy was disciplined by his school but will not face criminal charges.
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