Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on July 7, 2009
42 year old Tatiana Kozhevnikova from Russia has set a new world record for lifting weights inside her vagina.
Kozhevnikova already holds the title of World’s Strongest Vagina in the Guinness Book of World Records but she has beaten her previous record by lifting a 14 kilo glass ball with her lady parts. Kozhevnikova told L!fe that she had been training her vaginal muscles for 15 years to achieve such a remarkable feat.
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
Since then Kozhevnikova has moved on to using the correct custom made vaginal balls.
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
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