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Story published on July 7, 2009
Human Centipede
by Peter Jolly
This is definitely one to watch out for. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) is a horror comedy directed by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six. The film will be premiered at the Film 4 Frightfest this August Bank Holiday weekend at London’s Empire Cinema in Leicester Square.
The film is described as a comedy, yet it tells the story of a deranged, world renowned surgeon who specialises in separating conjoined twins. But for a hobby the skilled surgeon wants to construct what he sees as the future of man’s existence, human centipedes. Human centipedes are, obviously, chains of people with their kneecaps removed so they have to crawl on all fours, surgically grafted mouth to anus to form a bizarre kind of bum-sucking conga-line.
The mad scientist is played by German actor Dieter Laser, who played a wonderful villain in the cult sci-fi show Lexx, and has also appeared in several other more offbeat productions such as the 2001 film Suck My Dick.
Check out the screen shots and the trailer below.
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