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Terminator Arrested At Casino

by Earl Morningstarr
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A naked man has been arrested for running through a California casino arcade and exposing himself to a group of children. In his defence the man said he thought he was a Terminator and his clothes had not travelled back in time with him.

19 year old Sean Stanley Smith has been jailed for indecent exposure and resisting arrest. Police officers were notified of a nude man running along the street on Tuesday afternoon, when officers arrived at the scene the stark bollock naked Smith ran into the Stateline casino and frightened a group of children playing video games in the arcade.

Officers quickly tasered him, but Smith wasn’t subdued by the first attempt and continued to terrorise the children with his nakedness. Eventually he was given a second jolt with the taser and dropped like a sack of spuds. Police handcuffed him and covered his modesty with bedsheets from the casino hotel.

Smith told officers that he was naked because he was a time travelling cyborg sent to kill Sarah and/or John Connor. He then told officers that he had taken large amounts of cannabis and LSD. Paramedics took Smith to hospital for treatment and he was then dumped at Douglas County Jail.

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