Mini-Luchadores Murdered

by Earl Morningstarr

Two midget Mexican wrestlers have been found dead in their hotel room, the apparent victims of a robbery and double homicide.

La Parkita and Espectrito II, real names Alberto Perez Jimenez and Alejandro Perez Jimenez were brothers and ranked two of the best mini-wrestlers in all of Lucha Libre. The pair of diddy gladiators are suspected to have fallen victim to a pair of scheming whores who propositioned the two dwarves and then poisoned their drinks.

Mexican police have confirmed that the two men were drugged by prostitutes that operate in the area, their drinks were spiked with a concoction of alcohol and eye drops a method commonly used in date rape situations. It is believed that the two whores only meant to rob the midgets, but due to their small size the drug had a more potent effect and unfortunately killed the two mini-wrestlers.

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