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News from July 2009

Nappy Wearing Boss Gives Employee Peptic Ulcer

Elizabeth Martinez is suing her former funeral home employer for making her sick by disposing of his soiled adult nappies in the office waste paper basket.
Martinez had to see a doctor when she was struck down with stomach pains. Her physician diagnosed a bleeding peptic ulcer which was caused by the H. Pylori virus. Her [...]

Personal Urns

What better way is there to remember a deceased loved one than having a disturbing disembodied likeness of them sat on your mantlepiece gawking at you? Well the good people at Cremation Solutions have come up with these breathtaking urns which not only resemble your dead friend or relative, they even contain their remains.
The Personal [...]

Two Faced Cow

A calf with two heads was born last Friday on a farm in Columbia.
Jennifer the cow has two heads, but only one brain. The London Paper reports that Jennifer is in good health, but the weight of her extra head means that she has difficulty trying to stand.
Alejandro Leyva and his wife Rosario who [...]

Sex Dolls For Dogs

A company in Brazil have started producing and selling sex dolls for dogs.
The DoggieLoverDoll is being produced by PetSmiling. Here is their press release:
You may know or have probably heard about these dolls for men that are very popular in Sex Shops around the world. There are inflatable ones, full-body, silicone, as well as other [...]

Heroes Season Four Official Trailer

NBC have released the official teaser promo for the forthcoming new season of the smash hit show Heroes, and it looks amazing.
The clip features heavily on the new “Carnival” concept and shows Prison Break star Robert Knepper in his new role as the creepy carnival owner Samuel. Knepper was originally contracted to just six episodes [...]

Rory and Paddy Embark On Second Great British Adventure

Comedians Rory McGrath and Paddy McGuiness have secured a deal to produce a second series of their hit TV show Rory and Paddy’s Great British Adventure.
The show follows the bumbling duo as they travel the length and breadth of this fair isle competing in a number of eccentric and quintessentially British sporting pursuits. In the [...]

Eliza Dushku Poses For FHM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer hotty Eliza Dushku is in this months issue of FHM.
The 28 year old actress is appearing in the magazine to promote her current hit TV show Dollhouse where she’s teamed up once more with Buffy creator Joss Whedon. The second season of the show is currently in production in the US, [...]

Man Caught On Camera Having Sex With A Horse

50 year old Rodell Vereen has been charged with “buggery” for the second time after being filmed having sex with a horse.
Vereen was charged last year when he confessed to having sex with a horse at Lazy B Stables in South Carolina, he was given three years probation, ordered to sign the sex offenders register, [...]

Stolen Foetus Found Alive

The stolen foetus, cut from it’s mother’s womb last week has been found alive and in good health.
Police have arrested 35 year old Julie Corey and a male companion, the Associated Press reports. The pair have been charged with the horrific murder of Darlene Haynes who was found dead earlier this week severely mutilated. Haynes [...]

Baby Stolen From Mother’s Belly

23 year old Darlene Haynes from Massachusetts was discovered dead by her landlord on Monday, her badly mutilated corpse was stuffed inside her bedroom cupboard and had been there decaying for several days.
The Associated Press reports that at the time of the murder Haynes was eight months pregnant, her severely mutilated body was sliced open [...]

News from July 2009

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