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Clooney Hires Pig Psychic

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Hollywood actor George Clooney has hired a psychic so he can communicate with his dead potbellied pig. Max, the pig died in 2006 at the ripe old age of 18. He had spent his entire life with Batman star Clooney, and sometimes even shared the actors bed. Supermodel Lisa Snowden who once dated Clooney has [...]

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Crocodile spotted in Eastern France

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Crocodile spotted in Eastern France

Inhabitants of the French village of Xertigny are on alert tonight after a 1.5m crocodile was spotted in their village pond. The village is located in the Vosges region of eastern France, where crocodiles are certainly not indigenous. The beast has been dubbed the “Loch Ness monster of the Vosges” by local press. The hunt [...]

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Eliza Dushku talks about Dollhouse season two

Eliza Dushku has been chatting with E! Online about the second season of Dollhouse. Eliza thanks fans for their continued support, and talks about how she’s pleased with how the show and her role are developing. She promises that now the story and characters are really beginning to flesh out she and writer Joss Whedon [...]

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31 year old Eduardo Zamora is currently on suicide watch in Sacramento County after his arrest for allegedly murdering five year old Braeden James Gardner. It is alleged that the young child was beaten to death by the infuriated Zamora when he defecated himself. Zamora shares a home with the child’s mother, Amber Ingram. The [...]

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Russian woman rapes ten men

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Russian woman rapes ten men

Not all at once though. A 32 year old woman from the Russian city of Tambov has been arrested for the poisoning and sexual assault of ten different men. The woman, described as attractive is only identified by the name Valeria K. She is also known as the “Black Widow” due to her interest in [...]

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Illegal circumcisions lead to gangrene of the penis

Four teenage boys in South Africa have been rushed to hospital with rotting penises after botched attempts at circumcision by a man running an initiation school. In some parts of South Africa black youths still attend initiation schools where they are circumcised as a rite of passage into adulthood. The practice is unlicensed and illegal. [...]

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Y-Fronts For Women

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Underwear company Jockey have developed the Y-front underpant for women. The Y-front was invented in the 1930s, and they soon became known as Jockeys in the United States because they squash your cock and balls like a jockstrap. Us Brits didn’t like the term Jockeys and instead began calling the undercrackers Y-fronts. During the 1980s [...]

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Demons vanquished

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Demons vanquished

ITV turkey Demons has been scrapped, never to return despite an eleventh hour bid to save the failing show. The show was earmarked for the dustbin months ago when it’s biggest star Philip Glenister quit, due to it being quite shit. earlier this month though the show’s production company, Shine, approached US broadcasters Sci Fi [...]

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BBC finally confirm Torchwood broadcast dates

Well they have confirmed that the show will be broadcast in week 27 of their schedule, which falls between 4th and 10th July. As the BBC have promised that the series is a five-parter which will be shown on five consecutive nights we’re going to assume part one will be broadcast on Monday 6th July [...]

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Black Death Hits Libya

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The Libyan health authorities have confirmed 13 cases of bubonic plague in a village in eastern Libya. “Thirteen cases of the plague have been recorded in a village 30 kilometres away from Tobruk. Eleven people have already been treated and left hospital” Health Minister Mohamad Hijazi told reporters. “The situation is under control. We are [...]

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