UFO Spotted Above Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch

Just hours after the death of musical weirdo Michael Jackson a witness claims to have seen a bright green light hovering directly above the superstar’s home.

All News Web received an e-mail yesterday from a Dave Russo who claims he saw the UFO with his own eyes whilst driving through California at five o’clock yesterday morning, whilst the world was still reeling from the news that Wacko Jacko had snuffed it. Here is the correspondence.

“I had just flown in from Cleveland to LA for business and was driving thru Grand Ave in Los Olivos, California at around 5am in the morning on the way to an early sales meeting.

I see a glowing bright green light slightly to the North and I know it sounds kind of timely and weird but this hovering light appeared to be situated right over where Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch would stand. It was way larger than a star and appeared sphere shaped. The UFO hovered for a few minutes and then shot up and off. Thought you might be interested. It really did happen, this is no joke. Happy to respond to emails.

Regards Dave Russo.”

Mr Russo points out that this is no joke, so that could rule out the chances of him being famous stand up comedian Dave Russo.

So are alien visitors fans of Michael Jackson, or did Jackson fake his own death so he could live with alien beings on their home world? Faking his own death is just the kind of stunt Michael Jackson would pull, and he was reported to be in millions of dollars of debt. Michael could have been planning this galactic moonlight flit for months by releasing rumours of his ill health whilst conspiring with extra-terrestrial beings. If this is the case you can guarantee that Jackson’s buddies David Blaine and Uri Geller will be up to their necks in it too.

I was hoping that in a bizarre role reversal modern day Elephant Man James O’Neal would buy Jackson’s bones.

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