Stoned Wallabies Making Crop Circles

by Earl Morningstarr

Crop circles in Tasmania are being blamed on wallabies high on drugs.

Attorney general Lara Giddings told a hearing in Tasmania that she had learned of wallabies eating opium poppies and then hopping round in circles in an intoxicated state.

“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles.Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.” She told the hearing.

Opium is grown legally in Tasmania for use in the pharmaceutical industry.

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