Terror Suspect Has Keira Knightley Foot Fetish

by Edgar Allan McAbe

Suspected terrorist Andrew Ibrahim told a Winchester court today how he fantasised over Keira Knightley’s feet.

The 20 year old from Bristol is charged with terrorist offences after explosives and a “suicide vest” were discovered at his home on 17th April last year. Ibrahim insists he never intended to use the devices to cause harm.

The court heard that the kinky Islamist had videos stored on his computer of women’s feet which he had filmed secretly on his mobile phone.

“They’re probably from people at college.” He told the court.

“I captured those images on my mobile. The women obviously didn’t know. I have a sexual interest in women’s feet.”

This Is Bristol report that Ibrahim told the court that he searched Google using the search term “Keira Knightley feet” to find pictures of the skinny actresses plates of meat.

“I accessed the internet for a picture of Keira Knightley’s feet, which I found very attractive.” The pervert confessed.

Ibrahim also used the internet to find sites which were searching for scientific proof for the tooth fairy, and had an unhealthy interest in Gummy Bears and Care Bears.

The court heard how the 20 year old had a fantasy that he was a terrorist, but that’s all he says it was. He converted to Islam in July 2006, but admits he has little interest in the spiritual side of the religion and is mostly interested in the political aspect.

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