Monkey Pisses On President

by Earl Morningstarr

Zambian President Rupiah Banda was urinated on today by a cheeky monkey.

Mr Banda was speaking at a press conference in the grounds of Zambia’s State House when the dirty primate began relieving himself from a tree top onto the President’s shoulder.

“You have urinated on my jacket,” Mr Banda shouted at the monkey.

The audience of journalists broke out in laughter, but the President wasn’t phased.

“Perhaps these are blessings,” he said, and continued his speech.

In many customs it seen as lucky to be defecated on by birds. I don’t know why.

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