1,000 Litres of Urine Found At Roadside

by Edgar Allan McAbe

Forest Heath District Council and St Edmundsbury Borough Council have recovered over 1.25 tonnes of human urine discarded in plastic bottles at the side of the A11 and A14 roads in Suffolk.

Drivers too lazy to stop for a piss are urinating in empty pop bottles and throwing them from their moving vehicles. The roadside grassy verges are littered with lorry driver’s pee-pee, and other interesting articles.

On top of the gallons of yellowy wee, cleaning crews discovered a King’s Ransom in illicit pornography. Gone are the days of finding hardcore European bash mags in the park, you’re more likely to find a white dog turd. In this modern age the contraband European flesh books are discarded on busy roadsides, well away from the impressionable eyes of adolescent boys. Unless they volunteer at Forest Heath District Council or St Edmundsbury Borough Councils to help clear the county’s filthy highways.

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