Clooney Hires Pig Psychic

by Jason Clarke

Hollywood actor George Clooney has hired a psychic so he can communicate with his dead potbellied pig.

Max, the pig died in 2006 at the ripe old age of 18. He had spent his entire life with Batman star Clooney, and sometimes even shared the actors bed. Supermodel Lisa Snowden who once dated Clooney has also remarked how much she thought of the animal.

“Max really was the cutest pet and I got along with him famously. When I was staying at George’s house in Los Angeles, I’d always know it was time to wake up because Max would start squealing, asking to be let in.” Lisa said.

“Often he’d happily wander around the house. I’d come out of the bathroom and meet him on the landing. A pot-bellied pig might not sound like an ideal pet, but once you get to know them it’s just like having a dog around.”

It’s been over two years now since Max passed on, but Clooney is happy to hear from his spiritualist contact that Max enjoyed their time together.

“The psychic told me Max had a great life with me. He is very happy in spirit and still hangs out with me sometimes. I am not sure she was telling the truth but I do want to believe her.” Clooney told a friend.

Of course the pig had a great life, he got to see the likes of Lisa Snowden getting out of the shower.

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