Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on June 20, 2009
31 year old Eduardo Zamora is currently on suicide watch in Sacramento County after his arrest for allegedly murdering five year old Braeden James Gardner.
It is alleged that the young child was beaten to death by the infuriated Zamora when he defecated himself. Zamora shares a home with the child’s mother, Amber Ingram. The Sacramento Bee reports that on Wednesday paramedics were called to the house after reports that five year old Braeden had stopped breathing. The boy was rushed to hospital, and doctors became suspicious about his injuries and called police.
Braeden had multiple bruises, internal injuries and was covered in his own faeces. Doctors reported that they found faeces in the dead boys mouth.
Zamora was subsequently arrested and questioned by police, during the interview he admitted to beating the boy on several occasions for defecating himself, and also for playing with knives in the kitchen. He told cops the discipline had not been working, and he may have hit the boy too hard due to his frustration.
When Zamora was informed that Braeden had died he reportedly broke down in tears, and is now on suicide watch. The child’s mother is not under any suspicion.
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