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Story published on June 3, 2009
North Korean Leader Eats Live Baby…..
by Earl Morningstarr
….and possibly adult fish, according to his ex-chef.
Kenji Fujimoto was once Kim Jong-il’s personal chef, and since fleeing from North Korea to take refuge in Japan he has written a book about his experience, imaginatively entitled I Was Kim Jong-il’s Cook. In the book Fujimoto describes how the evil North Korean dictator would eat live fish as they still gasped for air, similar to Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi I should imagine.
“He particularly enjoyed raw fish so fresh that he could start eating as its mouth is still gasping and the tail is still thrashing,” Fujimoto explained.
“I sliced the fish so as not to puncture any of the vital organs, so of course it was still moving. Kim Jong-il was delighted. He would eat with gusto.”
The one time chef also claims that Kim Jong-il would host filthy sex parties at his nuclear bunker headquarters, eating live fish as naked fillies writhed in front of him. Again, quite similar to the evil galactic slug, Jabba the Hutt.
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