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Cincinnati’s Masked Avenger

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Cincinnati in Ohio is lucky enough to have it’s own costume wearing crime fighter. Shadow Hare has been thrust into the media spotlight when last week WLWT ran the story of the heroic vigilante who is patrolling the dangerous streets of Cincinnati helping the hopeless. The real life superhero keeps his true identity a closely [...]

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Woman eaten by maggots

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Woman eaten by maggots

A woman in Melbourne, Australia has been charged with negligence after she allowed her own mother to die in horrendous conditions. Yesterday Melbourne Magistrates’ Court heard how 72 year old Kateryna Pyrczak was discovered by paramedics lying in “litres” of her own excrement on the floor of her kitchen last November 10th. Mrs Pyrczak’s legs [...]

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District 9

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Neill Blomkamp is the man responsible for the amazing Citroen “Transformer” commercials which ultimately led to the production of the new Transformer movies. He’s an extremely talented filmmaker and has hooked up with Lord of the Rings genius Peter Jackson to create what looks like being this year’s smash hit. District 9 has been described [...]

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Clash of the Titans Remake

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Warner Bros have this week released a press statement confirming the production of a Clash of the Titans remake. The original film was made in 1981 and featured special effects from the legendary Ray Harryhausen, including the spectacular Medusa scenes, claymation never looked so good. This time around one should expect CGI rather than model [...]

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Piranha 3D

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Piranha was a daft 1978 horror movie directed by the up and coming Joe Dante before he went on to greater things like Gremlins and Small Soldiers. It was an obvious attempt at cashing in on the success of Jaws and it spawned a similarly silly sequel by the then unknown Terminator and Aliens director [...]

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Hostage Takers Use Black Magic

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A Scotsman who was kidnapped last month by Nigerian hostage takers arrived home this week after being set free by Nigerian Special Forces. Alan Preston, an oil worker from Pilton near Edinburgh has been explaining to reporters how his captors threatened, drugged and tortured him, and attempted to use black magic on him. Mr Preston [...]

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A drunken couple were arrested by police last week after staggering onto the lawns of the Queen’s official residence at Windsor Castle and engaging in full unprotected sexual intercourse, in front of slack jawed gawkers and Japanese tourists. Witness have reported that the couple were clearly drunk and were going for it hammer and tongs [...]

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Westside Rapist Arrested

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Police in Los Angeles are confident they have the notorious “Westside Rapist” in custody. The Westside Rapist was the name given to the individual who terrorised areas of Los Angeles during the 70s and 80s when he broke into the homes of elderly women raping them and then choking them until they became unconscious or [...]

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