Man Arrested For Penis Puppetry

by Earl Morningstarr

44 year old Timothy Wayne Martin was arrested this week for indecent exposure after he performed a solo Puppetry of the Penis show.

Residents at the Arcadia Apartment Complex in Auburn, Wash. called the police when they witnessed Martin stripped from the waist down with string attached to his cock and balls, he was stood over an air conditioner intake yanking on the string. A police spokesman said that Martin was “apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet”. By “it” they mean pork sword.

Martin who has a history of lewd behaviour and indecent exposure was arrested at the scene with the length of string still attached to his little fella. He was charged with indecent exposure and is looking at doing time as it is a repeat offence.

Cops also found a small quantity of drugs, and some pornography at the scene. In conclusion, I don’t believe the Washington State police can recognise a wanker when they see one with their own eyes.

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