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Story published on May 21, 2009
A senior spiritual leader in Ghana has this week accused politicians in Ghana of carrying out voodoo rituals during the 2008 elections, including the ritual murders of albinos.
Sheikh Salawati Imam Rashid Qutubu Zaanam, the Spiritual Leader of the Salawati Mission of Ghana was quoted yesterday in local Ghana press making the allegations.
“During the elections, not only were animals slaughtered and sacrificed, but some human beings were buried alive, including albinos, deep in the forests.” He told reporters.
Sheikh Zaanam believes the entire country requires an exorcism to prevent bad fortune arising from the voodoo exploits.
“The spirits of these innocent souls that were killed or buried alive will unquestionably haunt the country because they did not die natural deaths.”
“Until President John Evans Atta Mills considers having the country exorcised, all his efforts at putting things right will come to nothing.”
At the moment people in the UK are furious at the way members of parliament have abused their expenses, imagine the uproar if they knew their MPs were practicing black magic and ritual murder.
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