Smart Memory Bras

by Earl Morningstarr

A supposed “smart bra” has gone on sale which uses a unique memory foam that is sensitive to temperature change. The bras are said to be able to gauge when a woman is feeling aroused and then contracts, pushing the woman’s breasts up and out to create a Wonderbra style massive cleavage. When the woman is no longer feeling “flush”, the fabric relaxes again to flatten the chest.

The bizarre design was developed by Slovenian company Lisca, designer Suzana Gorise explains how the bra functions using memory foam.

“As a woman’s body changes, so the size of the bra changes. That’s the advantage of this bra”

Surely waiting until the woman is already aroused makes the design redundant?

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