Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on May 15, 2009
Turkish pop star Reyhan Karaca, who represented her country in the 1991 Eurovision Song Contest has been revealing this week to Turkish press how she was once abducted by aliens and even given the cure for cancer. Sadly they took the cure off her again.
The lovely Reyhan told the story of how she was taken from her bedroom in 1999, just a week prior to the Marmara earthquake which killed up to 40,000 people.
Reyhan also explained that she had asked the aliens for the cure for cancer, as her family had a history of the disease. The helpful aliens willingly obliged, but later changed their minds and took the magic formula back off the beautiful singer. After a quick trip flying around the world the aliens then took Reyhan home.
“They asked me to sleep and told me there would come a time when I would remember everything that happened,” she said.
I guess she’s just remembered. Still, she’s quite a karaca!




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