Melbourne Zombie Shuffle 2009

by Earl Morningstarr

Melbourne Australia was today invaded by a plague of zombies shuffling through the city streets from Carlton Gardens to Southbank.

200 people dressed as zombies gathered in the city to take part in the Zombie Shuffle 2009. This is the fourth time the event, which is organised through Facebook has taken place. You will need a Facebook account to view their profile, but fortunately you can see a video of them right here.

Anyone can apply to attend the Zombie Shuffles, but living in Australia would be one advantage. For those who are interested in attending here are the rules.

1. NO DICKHEADS. We might be undead, but we pride ourselves on running an event that is enjoyable for all. Violence, destruction of property, and general toolishness will NOT be tolerated. If you are going to stage a ‘zombie attack’, make sure you’ve cleared it with your “victim” beforehand.

1.a. NO VIOLENCE. Yes, this may seem like an odd request given the nature of the event, but keep realistic weapons, water pistols, water bombs etc to a minimum – in fact, we’d prefer it if you didn’t bring them at all. The Melbourne Zombie Shuffle operates with the cooperation of Victoria Police, so we don’t want that jeapordised by the actions of a few nongs who think they’re in an Eli Roth film, thanks.

2. RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE AND OTHER PEOPLE’S PROPERTY. Keep your blood and guts to yourself (or other consenting zombies). No splattering passersby, no glooping people’s shops, shopfronts or stock, no scaring children, old people or animals (unless they are participating in the shuffle!)

3. OBEY THE ROAD RULES. We don’t want you to get killed again; keep the horde to the sidewalks, cross on the green man, don’t block traffic, etc.

4. HAVE FUN! This is the most important rule of all – get into it! Don’t stand around worrying if your blood looks real enough, or feeling awkward – embrace your inner undead!

5. NO DICKHEADS. Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention.

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