Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on May 6, 2009
Prosecutors in the Cassville necrophilia case have tried to claim that defendant Nicholas Grunke was inspired to have sex with a corpse after listening to the Cannibal Corpse song, Born in a Casket.
At a Grant County Court hearing this morning Judge George Curry was told that a hat with the Cannibal Corpse logo on was found by police in the back of a van owned by Grunke. The lyrics to Born in a Casket were then read out and given as motive for the alleged, attempted grave robbing and necrophilia of dead girl Laura Tennessen. The judge dismissed the claim, stating that there was no evidence that Grunke had even listened to that particular track.
Nicholas Grunke, along with his twin brother Alexander and a third man Dustin Radke are all accused of attempting to dig up the freshly deceased Laura Tennessen with the intent of having sex with her corpse. In February Dustin Radke pleaded guilty to the offences.
These are the lyrics to Born in a Casket
Enter the crypts of hell, to impregnate the dead
Fresh burial sight, my hunger grows tonight
Undying lust for cadaverous molestation
Sights of death building my sensations
Ferocious need for decomposing bodiesSex with the dead now I must breed
Within the stiff corpse planting my seed
The taste of formaldehyde, smell of the rot
Suck out the goo, feast on her crotchRaging fires of hell, burning through my soul
My love for a dead fuck, I cannot control
The child soon will rise, all evil will survive
Birth through deathThe newborn needs a feast, its mother is the meal
Chomping on her flesh, his teeth tearing her skin
I love to fuck the dead, demons in my head
Tearing at my brainBleeding sores beginning to stench
While you lick the festering stump
Green infection discharging pus
Devour the putrid afterbirthSex with the dead now I must breed
Within the stiff corpse planting my seed
The taste of formaldehyde, smell of the rot
Suck out the goo, feast on her crotch
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