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Story published on May 4, 2009
Secretary Bites Off Boss’ Penis
by Earl Morningstarr
The Singapore Evening paper has reported this weekend that an adulterous woman in East Coast Park bit off her boss’ penis whilst orally pleasuring him in his car.
The paper reports that the pair were having extra-marital activities whilst stationary in a car park, but as the woman fellated her employer a van crashed into the back of the car causing the woman to bite down hard and in doing so completely severed the man’s reproductive organ.
In a bizarre twist to the tale, the entire scene was being witnessed by a private investigator who was following the woman under instructions from her suspicious husband. The private dick had telephoned the husband to tell him his wife was with another man and he arrived at the scene to witness the penis chomping himself.
An ambulance was called and the castrated boss was rushed to hospital. The angry husband is filing for divorce. The private detective sold his story to the newspaper. It is not known whether the organ was reattached, so we do not know whether the woman spat or swallowed.
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