Randy Couple Have Sex On The Queen’s Lawn

A drunken couple were arrested by police last week after staggering onto the lawns of the Queen’s official residence at Windsor Castle and engaging in full unprotected sexual intercourse, in front of slack jawed gawkers and Japanese tourists.

Witness have reported that the couple were clearly drunk and were going for it hammer and tongs despite a large audience including Japanese tourists with video cameras and The Queen’s own Royal Guards.

The Sun newspaper is reporting that the amorous couple are 35 year old Joy Taylor, and 30 year old Phil Carden. A pair of high flying business types with more money than sense. They now fear they may both lose their jobs in London’s business district after they got tipsy on champagne and had public sex outside the monarch’s castle whilst hundreds of tourists watched.

Despite jeers from the crowd, the frisky pair went at it for over 15 minutes until the police eventually arrived and arrested them. They made no attempt to hide their activities, both participants had taken their trousers off and cast them aside.

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