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Russian Cannibals Eat Their Brother

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Two men in the Russian city of Perm have been arrested on suspicion of murder after they admitted to killing their brother and feasting off his flesh for as long as six months. The two men, identified by police only as 28-year-old Timur G and 23-year-old Marat G initially told cops their brother was missing. [...]

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More Snakes On A Plane!

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You may remember the Air India flight last September which had an escaped snake aboard, well now it’s happened again! This time it was a Quantas flight, and it was four pythons which escaped from their cages in the plane’s luggage compartment. Fortunately no one on the Alice Springs to Melbourne flight was aware the [...]

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Arcade Fire Set For Return

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Canadian indie rock band Arcade Fire are about to return to the studio to start work on their third album. Band front man Win Butler has been speaking to the Montreal Gazette about their future plans and reveals they’re keen to get back to work after taking the last 12 months off. “We feel really [...]

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Sarah Connor Chronicles Cancelled

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Although Fox are refusing to make an official statement regarding the show’s status it is all but confirmed that Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles will not be returning for a third season anytime soon. Entertainment Weekly were the first to publicly announce the cancellation, acting on insider information they had received. “It’s done,” maintains a [...]

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A Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

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In January it was confirmed that there will be a remake of the 80s horror classic A Nightmare On Elm Street, and the latest news is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles actor Thomas Dekker has landed a role in the movie. The main role in the film is that of toasted paedophile Freddy Kruger, that [...]

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Backpackers spot Australian Bigfoot

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Backpackers spot Australian Bigfoot

Two European backpackers travelling across Australia got quite a shock last week when they were confronted by Australia’s Bigfoot, known as the Yowie. 23 year old Ingrid Schoen from Germany and her travelling companion 22 year old Adi Hassan from France were trekking across the bush during the night in Katoomba, New South Wales when [...]

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Creature Attacks In Jamaica

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Creature Attacks In Jamaica

Police in St Thomas, Jamaica are hunting for a four-handed bushy beast that attacked a nine year old girl last week. Numerous reports have been filed with the police which describe a tall, bushy beast roaming the Jamaican countryside in the Clarks Town area. Last Tuesday a nine year old girl told friends she had [...]

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Wombat Poo Paper

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Wombat Poo Paper

A company in Tasmania is boasting a great success with their new line in wombat poo paper. Despite other local companies in the area feeling the effects of the global recession local manufacturers Creative Paper have gone from strength to strength since introducing their new product line, wombat poo paper. The company already produce a [...]

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Dirty Protestor Jailed For Nine Years

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Dirty Protestor Jailed For Nine Years

42 year old Sahnoun Daifallah of Bibury Road, Gloucester, has been told he will serve a nine year prison sentence for spraying shops and a pub with a mixture of his own urine and faeces. In May last year Mr Daifallah began his personal terror campaign in the Cheltenham and Cirencester areas. He first attacked [...]

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Marilyn Chambers Dead

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Porn star Marilyn Chambers has been found dead at her California home. The adult film actress best known for 1972 porn film Behind the Green Door was discovered at her home by her daughter, she was just 56 years old. The cause of death has not been determined. The dirty mac brigade mourns. Comment Read [...]

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