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Rats Eat Baby’s face

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Rats Eat Baby’s face

A woman in South Africa woke yesterday morning to find her two year old baby girl in bed with her dead. The unnamed woman said her daughter shared the bed with her and her step father, when she awoke yesterday morning she noticed the girl was motionless, when she rolled the child over to investigate [...]

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White Lies Added To Latitude Line Up

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The latest addition to the Latitude Festival line up are West London alternative rockers White Lies. The band are still riding on the back of their sensational debut album To Lose My Life… which went straight into the UK album charts at number one when it was released in January this year. They’re just the [...]

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Monster Shark Caught Off Tourist Resort Coast

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A fisherman in Marbella, Spain has landed an uncommonly large thresher shark in his nets. The beast was over 5 metres long, which isn’t common for that species of shark. Fisherman José María Lavado caught the shark in his nets, his immediate thought was he had snagged a dolphin but he couldn’t believe his luck [...]

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Kazakhstan Build Alien Embassy

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According to local media reports the Kazakhstan Government are in the process of building the world’s first alien embassy, complete with UFO landing pad. The landing pad is reported to be “custom built”, which if this is this case surely implies that the Kazakhstan Government know the full requirements for a UFO landing pad. How [...]

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Greyhound Mutilated

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Sadly more animal mutilation to report tonight, this time up in Bedlington, Northumberland. A greyhound has been found in enormous pain, clearly the victim of a sadistic torture programme. Both the animals ears had been cut off, and electrical tape wrapped around it’s back and rear legs. RSPCA Inspector Ian Smith told the BBC: “This [...]

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Cat Mutilator At Large

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Residents in Plymouth are being forced to keep their pets indoors as a sadistic criminal is murdering cats. The Plymouth Herald reports that two felines were discovered mutilated in the woods yesterday morning. An elderly dog walker happened upon the butchered remains of the two cats, one believed to be a seven year old moggy [...]

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Joey Bashing

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A sick kangaroo cull in Australia has angered animal rights activists. The Australian Government has ordered that 15% of New South Wales’ grey kangaroo population must be culled for “commercial reasons”. That’s said to be over 150,000 Skippies, and it gets worse than that. Government guidelines in place instruct the Skippy hunters to kill any [...]

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Man with tiny penis gets tasered

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A naked man with a small member was tasered by police this week at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California. Johnathan Felch was arrested for being drunk in public after he removed all his clothes and refused to put them back on. Three police officers surrounded Feltch as he was cheered on [...]

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Strange Creature Photographed In Qatar

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Strange Creature Photographed In Qatar

A woman in Qatar, in the Middle East has taken this photograph of what looks like a small hairy human/squirrel hybrid. It’s hard to determine the actual size of this little critter, and the witness reports available are very vague. All that is known for sure is a woman in Doha, the country’s capital has [...]

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Bloc Party To Release New Remix Album

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Bloc Party are releasing a version of their latest album fully remixed by a selection of top producers and remixers. This is the second time Bloc Party have used this cheap trick to blag album sales, they released a remixed version of their debut album Silent Alarm back in 2005. This time round it’s Intimacy [...]

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