Kazakhstan Build Alien Embassy

by Jason Clarke

According to local media reports the Kazakhstan Government are in the process of building the world’s first alien embassy, complete with UFO landing pad.

The landing pad is reported to be “custom built”, which if this is this case surely implies that the Kazakhstan Government know the full requirements for a UFO landing pad. How can you know the details of an Unidentified Flying Object? That doesn’t make sense.

The project is being run by ex-cosmonaut Talgat Musabayev, he’s spent many hours in space and boasts that he knows a lot about alien life and alien spacecraft. Along with Fuad Gasimov, the head of neighbouring Azerbaijan’s national Aerospace Agency, Musabayev believes that contact with alien life is imminent and once the embassy is built Kazakhstan will be world leaders in the field of extra-terrestrial trading of natural resources.

This news should really come as no surprise as the Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan governments both accept that aliens are currently using an underwater base somewhere in the Caspian Sea. Gasimov claims that he was part of a military operation in the former Soviet Union which monitored and kept secret this hidden underwater UFO base.

UFO sightings are very frequent in Kazakhstan, it is believed the aliens are attracted to Kazakhstan’s vast amount of natural resources.

Comment

Read All Comments

Leave a comment:

FEATURES AND ARTICLES

Arse Wiping ~ A Brief History
Anyone remember Izal? The tracing paperesque bog roll which smeared rather than cleared excrement from the bunghole and felt like a demon kissing your anus?

Speak Your Brains
Have your say in our superb forum.

Competition
This month The Morningstarr* is giving away a swearing turtle!

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR LATEST NEWS HEADLINES VIA EMAIL

SIGNUP FOR EMAIL DELIVERY HERE:

POP CULTURE NEWS

Summer Glau Joins ‘The Cape’
Summer Glau, star of Firefly, The Sarah Connor Chronicles and Dollhouse has been signed up to play a lead role in NBC’s new superhero show The Cape.

Watch Kate Nash’s Brand New Video
Kate Nash is back on the music scene with a brand new album set for release next month.

Star Trek Hottie Joins Conan Cast
Rachel Nichols who played Gaila, the sexy, green-skinned alien in J.J. Abrams Star Trek has been cast as the female lead in the forthcoming Conan remake.

Kazakhstan Build Alien Embassy

THE MORNINGSTARR* © 2006-2010