Man With Tiny Penis Gets Tasered

by Earl Morningstarr

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

A naked man with a small member was tasered by police this week at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California.

Johnathan Felch was arrested for being drunk in public after he removed all his clothes and refused to put them back on. Three police officers surrounded Feltch as he was cheered on by drunken revelers and slack-jawed gawkers.

The three clearly embarrassed police officers eventually decided that the best course of action was to punish Felch there and then with repeated taser bursts and a few WWE wrestling moves. The entire event was captured on camera and witnessed by hordes of disgruntled patrons, luckily the scene did not escalate into a full blown riot.

The video of Felch’s arrest has been a viral hit on the internet, due to the wizard’s garb he refused to put back on he has been dubbed the “Naked Wizard”. Fortunately after an examination by a police physician Felch was released, a night in the county slammer may well of resulted in his nether regions resembling a wizard’s sleeve.

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