Creature Attacks In Jamaica

by Jason Clarke

Police in St Thomas, Jamaica are hunting for a four-handed bushy beast that attacked a nine year old girl last week.

Numerous reports have been filed with the police which describe a tall, bushy beast roaming the Jamaican countryside in the Clarks Town area. Last Tuesday a nine year old girl told friends she had been grabbed by a strange beast whilst playing near her school. The creature allegedly grabbed the girl by her legs and tried dragging her into a nearby gully, she managed to break free and raise the alarm. Police who attended the scene were unable to find the monster.

Earlier that week a farmer reported being attacked by a large monkey-like creature, he ran to safety but the beast ate his dog.

Last month farm workers also reported a strange looking animal which was destroying their crops, it was described as monkey-like, with a furry body and four hands. The witnesses said it moved at a frightening pace.

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