School Worker In Violent Urine Attack

by Earl Morningstarr

20 year old Kristi Lynn Parker who works for Springdale Public Schools in Arkansas has been arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault after pouring a cup of her own urine on a man during an argument.

Miss Parker was arrested on Friday evening (10 April) when police were called to her home in Fayetteville following reports of a domestic incident occurring. When police arrived they found Parker struggling with her victim attempting to wrestle a mobile phone from him. The victim, an unnamed male had been punched in the mouth by Parker and had a split lip. After further questioning it emerged that Parker had been arguing with the man and things became heated. It is not clear why Miss Parker had a cup of her own urine to hand but it was poured on the male victim and he was then assaulted with a plastic coat hanger which medical reports confirm left a very nasty looking “red welt” on his arm.

The quarrel escalated when Parker pulled a large kitchen knife and ordered the man off the property. She is reported to have approached him menacingly with the knife raised above her head.

Parker is being held at Washington County Detention Center until a court hearing on Monday morning.

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