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News from February 2009

Dirty Protestor A Poo Poo Terrorist?

Algerian born Sahnoun Daifallah from Bibury road, White City, Gloucester, has appeared in court today charged with spraying a mixture of urine and faeces in several shops and pubs in the Gloucester area.
It is alleged that in May last year Mr Daifallah entered the Air Balloon pub on Crickley Hill, Birdlip, and inquired to the [...]

Witch Doctors Arrested In Tanzania

This week saw the first arrests for Tanzanian Witch Doctors trading illegally since Prime Minister Mizengo Pinda revoked all licences in the country a month ago. Albino Hunting Update
Three traditional healers have been arrested in the north of the country, they were travelling around the northern district of Serengeti performing their business from the back [...]

World’s Most Pierced Woman

Elaine Davidson, originally from Brazil made a public appearance on Saturday to formally open a brand new piercing studio in Darlington, County Durham.
Ms Davidson holds the world record for body piercings with a staggering 6,005 piercings, including more than 1,500 which are internal. Elaine first entered the record books in May 2000 when a Guinness [...]

Tardis Lands In Coventry

An exclusive BBC exhibition is due to open at Coventry Transport Museum on 13th March, the exhibition originally ran at London’s Earl’s Court Museum Hall and was a huge success but the Coventry version will be even bigger and better.
The exhibition will grow even bigger throughout the year as new props and costumes are added [...]

Naked Japs Struggle To Get Wood

Around 9,000 men dressed only in white loincloths scrambled to get their hands on two pieces of sacred wood at a Buddhist temple in Okayama yesterday, marking the 500th anniversary of “one of Japan’s three oddest festivals.” The ceremony at Saidaiji Temple is called Saidaiji Eyo, and the two winners who manage to grab the [...]

Shia LaBeouf Saves Snake

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf stopped crew filming his latest movie so a snake could be removed from the set safely.
The 22-year-old film star was thrilled when a 6ft rattlesnake was spotted on the set of ‘Transformers: Revenge’, despite the rest of the cast running in horror when it slithered into view.
Shia said: “Hey, look at [...]

Serial Killer Branded Boring

So called “Doctor Death” Harold Shipman was branded boring by a top cop working on the serial killer’s case. In newly discovered letters Shipman wrote from his prison cell The News of the World has revealed that the doctor was furious about comments he read about himself on the internet.
Whilst Dr Shipman Googled for himself [...]

Albino Model

17 year old Shaun Ross is the world’s only male albino model.
Shaun began his career last year and received a lot of attention a few months ago when The New York Times ran a story about him. But sadly this didn’t boost Shaun’s career as much as he’d have liked. This season he has only [...]

Doctor Who Being Held Captive By Mugabe

Robert Mugabe is reported to own long-lost episodes of Doctor Who.
The President of Zimbabwe apparently possesses tapes of some early episodes of the science fiction series that could be thirty or forty years old, according to The Sun.
Some Doctor Who programmes were deleted by the BBC in the late sixties and seventies to make room [...]

100 Year Old Still Employed

Max Fabian becomes a centenarian on 9th March, but he still works five days a week and drives his car to and from work everyday.
At a time when the global recession is hitting many people hard, unemployment is rising and jobs are scarce, 99 year old Max is till grafting away at the job he [...]

News from February 2009

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