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Drunken Surgeon Sacked

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Consultant surgeon Ramasankerpersad Jairam has had his licence erased from the medical register after he drank excessive amounts of vodka and trashed his living quarters with vomit and faeces. Dr Jairam was drafted in from Holland to ease staff shortages at Coventry’s Walsgrave Hospital, but on his first day of work he turned up for [...]

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Doctors Plan To Remove Parasitic Twin

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Doctors Plan To Remove Parasitic Twin

Doctors in Zambia are preparing to operate on a nine month old baby who has a parasitic twin attached to it’s buttocks. 18 year old Mercy Lenganji gave birth to little Faith Mwampe in April last year. Faith has an unformed parasitic twin emerging from her backside, and doctors fear she will be unable to [...]

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Q Not Permitted For A Boy’s Name

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A miserable court in Sweden has ruled that a couple cannot legally name their son “Q”. As Morningstarr* readers will no doubt know, Q is the name of both a Star Trek and a James Bond character and is surely not only a suitable name but also a very cool name for a boy. However, [...]

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Two Minnesota teenagers have been charged with groping and spanking several residents at a care home for the elderly. Ashton Michelle Larson (19) and Brianna Marie Broitzman (19) both appeared in court yesterday charged with abusing elderly women with dementia. “I think that they are very serious charges,” County Attorney Craig Nelson said after the [...]

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UFO Snapped In Lutterworth

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An amateur photographer has released a photo of what could be a flying saucer to his local newspaper today. The unnamed photographer took the photograph back in June last year, but after months of deliberation has now released the picture to the media by forwarding it to his local newspaper The Lutterworth Mail. The photo [...]

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Man Steals Shark

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A New York man has been arrested for allegedly stealing a shark from a Long Island pet shop. The man entered the store and simply reached into the nurse shark’s aquarium, pulled the $350 fish from it’s home and smuggled it out of the shop under his jacket. Police investigating say when they searched the [...]

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The Hanging Gardens Of London

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The world’s largest hanging basket was unveiled today in Paddington, London. The hanging basket is six metres wide and three metres deep, it weighs a staggering 250kg and contains over a hundred different species of plants and flowers. It took weeks to create and build and is now taking pride of place hanging outside London’s [...]

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Michelle Ryan now favourite for Doctor Who role

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Michelle Ryan now favourite for Doctor Who role

Despite last weeks wishful thinking regarding Kelly Brook becoming the Doctor’s new assistant, The Morningstarr* has learnt from an inside source that Bionic Woman and Merlin star Michelle Ryan is now favourite to snatch the role. Ryan is cited as being perfect for the role by a BBC source. Ryan began her career as Zoe [...]

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13 Year Old Speaks About Shark Attack

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13 year old Hannah Mighall who was attacked by a shark last weekend off the coast of Tasmania, has defended her fishy attacker. Hannah and her 33 year old cousin were surfing at Binalong Bay last Sunday when a five-metre white pointer bit her leg, then dragged her backwards for several metres. “It sort of [...]

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Horror Stories From Gaza

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A Palestinian surgeon has been giving details of the horrific injuries sustained by civilians in Gaza since the latest fighting broke out. Dr Ahmad Yahya, who is a professor of neurosurgery at El Arish Hospital says he is shocked and appalled by the gruesome injuries being inflicted on the Palestinian people by Israeli Defense Forces [...]

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