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Story published on January 24, 2009
Virginia Tech Horror Continues
by Earl Morningstarr
Less than two years after nutjob Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people at Virginia Tech there has been another horrific and tragic event.
Reports state that on Thursday evening 22 year old Xin Yang and 25 year old Haiyang Zhu were chatting in a campus cafe when for no apparent reason Zhu suddenly attacked Xin Yang with a large kitchen knife and brutally decapitated the poor woman in front of several terrified witnesses.
“There were seven witnesses in the cafe. There had been no argument, no shouting” when the young woman was attacked, Virginia Tech spokesman Mark Owczarski said, before confirming that Ms Yang and been decapitated.
“This is horrible and tragic.
“Especially when we know that Virginia Tech has got its share of hardship and horror.”
After the massacre carried out by Seung-Hui Cho the campus security has been tightened and police officers arrived at the scene in minutes. The first officer on the scene said she entered the cafe to find Zhu stood with Xin Yang’s severed head in his hands.
Zhu was charged with first-degree murder and was being held at a county jail.
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