Dog Cloning Price Crash
Dog cloning prices in South Korea are to be slashed by up to 50%! RNL Bio based in Seoul have announced the discovery of new cloning technology which will make cloning dogs much easier and so much less expensive. The new developments have come from using stem cell research which makes the chances of producing [...]
44 year old Alexander Kirilov attempted a depraved act of bestiality on a raccoon whilst drunk and pissed on booze. Kirilov was with some of his drunken comrades in Moscow when he spotted the coon and decided to rape it. Unfortunately for Kirilov the beast fought back and bit off a part of his genital [...]
Continue reading …Despite Apple recently rejecting iBoobs as an application they wanted to promote on the iTunes AppStore, they have this week decided to approve the Wobble application. Wobble, allows iPhone and iPod Touch owners to manipulate girly pics so you can get the breasts to wobble in a “life-like” manner as you shake the unit. That’s [...]
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Two men are being held in the Sengerema district of Tanzania after 48 year old Jonas Maduka was brutally murdered by albino hunters, just hours after the country’s Prime Minister Mizengo Pinda warned that stern action would be taken against leaders who fail to protect albinos. Mr Maduka was approached at his home by a [...]
Continue reading …Less than two years after nutjob Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people at Virginia Tech there has been another horrific and tragic event. Reports state that on Thursday evening 22 year old Xin Yang and 25 year old Haiyang Zhu were chatting in a campus cafe when for no apparent reason Zhu suddenly attacked Xin Yang [...]
Continue reading …Community wardens in Weston-super-Mare, affectionately known as “dogshit police”, have started an awareness campaign which involves colouring dog excrement bright orange. The “You’ve Been Tangpooed” campaign aims to highlight the dangers of rubbing dog crap in your eyes. Every year over 100 people go blind from toxicariasis, a parasitic infection that’s caught when people play [...]
Continue reading …A man who uses water instead of toilet paper says he was sacked for his “un-Australian” toilet habits. Amador Bernabe, 43, was working as a machine operator in Townsville on a working visa from the Philippines He claims his foreman followed him into the bathrooms questioning his toilet hygiene. “I went to go to the [...]
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The BBC have confirmed that Michelle Ryan will definitely be appearing in the forthcoming Doctor Who Easter Special alongside current Doctor, David Tennant, and the show’s producer Russell T Davies has made a strong hint that Michelle will have a regular part on the show. Ryan will be playing Lady Christina de Souza in the [...]
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Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko has bared all for February’s edition of Maxim, in The Ukraine. But fear not Morningstarr* readers, you don’t have to jet off to get a copy you can view the images right here! Ms Kurylenko certainly isn’t shy as you can see from these photos. Comment Read All Comments
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