Teeside Woman Unwitting Cannibal

by Earl Morningstarr

Anthea Harrison from Guisborough in the North East of England shocked radio listeners earlier this week by announcing live on air that she had once devoured human flesh!

The 36 year old mum of two was taking part in a phone in organised by local radio station TFM asking listeners what the weirdest thing was they’d ever eaten. Local DJ Graham Mack was left stunned when she told him she’d once eaten a human being whilst living in Zambia.

Mrs Harrison said this to the presenter whilst live on air: “When I was a child we lived in Africa and we always went to the same butcher. We were there a couple of years and the meat started getting so much better.

“It was only after we moved back to England a couple of years later we realised the butcher had been arrested. He was killing little black girls and selling the meat.”

“It was a popular butcher’s because he had such good meat,” she later explained to reporters. “It was difficult to get good food over there but that was one thing that was particularly nice.”

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