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Story published on October 24, 2008
Cannibal Cultist Gets Nine Years
by Earl Morningstarr
Cannibal Cultist Klara Mauerova has been handed a nine year prison sentence by a Czech court this week for the sustained torture and abuse of her own children.
Klara Mauerova, her sister Katerina, and three other weirdos were arrested for imprisoning Klara’s two sons Jakob and Ondrej in her cellar and systematically abusing them both sexually and physically. The boys were forced to cut themselves with knives, and on one occasion Ondrej was partially skinned and the group of sadists ate his flesh.
The sisters, who are both members of a sinister religious cult called the Grail Movement, refused to explain why they carried out these terrible acts.
Katerina Mauerova was handed a ten year sentence for her part in the torture, and a third woman Barbora Skrlova was sentenced to five years. Skrlova was originally thought to be one of the victims, although she is 34 years old when the crime scene was discovered she was posing as a 13 year old girl who Klara Mauerova was trying to legally adopt.
Two men, Hana Basova and Jan Skrla were both given seven year jail terms for their part in the crimes.
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