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Story published on September 3, 2008
Woman Cuts Off Husband’s Penis
by Earl Morningstarr
A housewife is on the run from police in Uganda after allegedly cutting off her husband’s penis.
Hellen Maama Gift, aged 20 and from Mbarara in southwest Uganda is accused of mutilating her husband for starting a new relationship with another woman. Hellen and her husband Godfrey Ssemanda are separated, but Hellen became angry that her husband stopped giving her money to provide for their three children and then moved a new girlfriend into their family home. Before the attack which left Godfrey with a detached manhood, Hellen also attempted to poison Mr Ssemanda and allegedly set fire to his car destroying his savings which he kept in it.
Mr Ssemanda was suspicious when Hellen came to his home with a pot of tea and believed it contained poison.
“When she brought the tea, I became suspicious and I advised her to share it with me but she refused. I later told her to give it to the children but she poured it away,” Ssemanda said.
Mr Ssemanda was admitted to hospital and his organ has been successfully reattached.
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