Hunters Bag Bigfoot

by Jason Clarke

Hot on the heels of the police allegedly filming a real life chupacabra, two hunters in Northern Georgia, US, have announced that they’ve got a Bigfoot in their freezer.

A press conference has been announced at Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto, California, for Friday 15th August, where Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer claim to have photographic and DNA proof that the thing in their freezer is in fact a legendary cryptid, The Bigfoot.

The body of the creature, also known as a sasquatch, is reported to be 7′ 7″ tall, weighs over 500 pounds, is male with reddish-brown fur or hair and walks upright like a human. The hunters claim to have seen a group of these creatures, all walking around upright. I think it’s safe to say if the body in the freezer does turn out to be a sasquatch, the reason it’s not walking upright anymore is because it’s been killed by the hunters. Surely a creature this rare should be on a protected species list?

The only available photograph at present is this one which Searching For Bigfoot are saying is genuine. The truth will out on Friday, watch this space.

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