Roadside Sex With A Horse

by Earl Morningstarr

A pensioner has been arrested in Middlesex for having unprotected sex with a horse at the side of the A30 road in Feltham.

The old man was in full view of motorists as he pleasured himself with the animal alongside the busy dual carriageway. The police were alerted when a shocked motorist spotted the man going hell for leather at the horse’s rear end, and pulled off to use their mobile phone.

The police confirmed that a man in his 60s was arrested on suspicion of bestiality, one officer gave this statement to reporters.

“He says he is attracted by horses and saw the horse by the dual carriageway and he just couldn’t resist it.”

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