X-Factor Snake On The Loose

by Earl Morningstarr

X-Factor finalist Ashley McKenzie is offering a £500 reward to anyone finding his runaway snake.

The singer, who got to the third round of the TV talent show, has reported his six-foot boa constrictor missing. It escaped from his Kent home on Sunday night and hasn’t been seen since.

Police are warning residents in the area to keep doors and windows closed, and small animals safely locked away indoors. The six-foot serpent, native to South America, kills it’s prey by crushing the life out of it and then swallowing it whole.

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