Decapitation Suicide

by Earl Morningstarr

Tadeusz Szewczek, a successful Polish businessman has killed himself by attaching one end of a length of wire rope around a fence post and the other end around his neck then speeding off in his car at top speed.

When the rope reached full tension Szewczek’s head popped off like a cork leaving a champagne bottle, and reportedly “bounced” down the road towards his horrified wife Malgorzata.

Szewczek was thought to be having marriage difficulties, and waited two hours for his wife to return home before carrying out the bizarre suicide.

Malgorzata Szewczek is being treated for shock. The condition of the car is unknown at this point.

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